It appears that The Girl Child jacked my iPad and took some pics. Perhaps you'd like to see them...
Evidently, she found the app that distorts your pictures.
Three nostrils are better than one.
Here's a really popular look for back to school.
And, here's a photo that would make any parent swell with pride.
Last, but not least, here's a real stunner.
This is what The Girl Child usually looks like...
Now, do you understand why I'm crazy?